Super Candy Trademark Tycoon Saga
It's a trend nowadays to be an evil corporation.
And what do evil corporations do? They enforce their 'unjust' trademarks at the expense of small businesses who are only trying to make a living. Why? Because they get tons of cash! Wouldn't you just love to be a big, evil corporation? Well, now you can! Presenting this state of the art trademark law simulation strategy game - you are now the director of a new startup company entirely founded on the principle of facilitating other big, evil corporations to trademark commonly used words in an attempt to monopolize their market. In the meantime, you become insanely rich.
Oh, I forgot to mention the candy... yes, there is lots of candy. What else would lawyers eat whilst destroying the dreams of independent businesses?
- Artwork that totally wasn't drawn in paint.
- Armies of soul-less internet lawyers with dubious corporate law degrees.
- Keyboard and mouse input.
- Planned future multi-player support... very soon >:)
- Music by Incompetech